I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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