I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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