i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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