Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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