you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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