She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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