I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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