I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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