I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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