Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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