what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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