There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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