I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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