ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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