bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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