i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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