Don't you send me to vm
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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