There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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