They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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