Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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