So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
