i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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