normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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