in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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