Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
