The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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