you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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