All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Found the puke drawer
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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