Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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