We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Randomize