I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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