fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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