Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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