You made me cry and you don't even care
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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