i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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