he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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