What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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