Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
