He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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