Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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