Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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