Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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