Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
