is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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