what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
where are you?
Hypothermia
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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