After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Randomize