garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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