If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I met the friendliest cop last night
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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