Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
its not stalking. its research.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
