It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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