I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
How does it feel to date your dad?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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