let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I think people are normalizing furries
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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